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Full Name:Haven
Location:out of space
Occupation:Wandering into eternity
Last Login:2/12/16
Join Date:12/4/11
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About Me:I'm sympathic and social. Feel free to write me.
(Je suis sympathique et social, sentez-vous libre de m'ecrire)
Interests:Everything that being a part of human imagination and aspiration, specificly arts and fantasy
Favorite Quotes:i Know many quotes, though i dont remember all. I will post some here often.

'' Where there is life, there is hope''

''Eyes reflecting soul''

''We stopped checking for monsters under the bed, when we realized they were inside us''

'' Qu'est-ce que l'histoire, sinon une fable ou tout le monde est d'accord ?''

'' Qui s'ecarte de la tradition est victime de l'exception (...)''
- Nietzche
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psycofairyPosted by psycofairy   12 Hours Ago
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   23 Hours Ago
Well, I lost another fan/friend this week;
"jimmyjohnz." Did you know him, too?




A red-haired woman goes to the Pharmacy in her neighborhood, and says to the pharmacist, "I'd like a poison that will kill my husband, but make it look like he died of natural causes."

The pharmacist says, "Ma'am, not only can I not do that for you, I'm going to call the police and report you."

As he grabs the phone, the woman takes out a piece of paper from her pocket and hands it to him. It's a picture of her husband having sex with the Pharmacist's wife.

"Oh," he says, "you should have told me you had a prescription."

https://youtu.be/J7MoWPTeYS4

Alexandra66Posted by Alexandra66   2/12/16 at 12:01pm
Dear Haven,

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/11/16 at 12:15pm


There was a lizard who was walking through the rainforest, he looked up in the tree and saw a koala smoking a cigar. So, the lizard goes up the tree and smokes a few cigars with the koala. After a while, the lizard decides to go down to the pond to get a drink for his dry mouth, so he scurries down the tree and over to the pond where there was a crocodile watching.

The crocodile says, "What are you doing drinking from my pond?"

"Well, I smoked a few cigars with this koala, and I have a really bad dry mouth," the lizard responded.

In shock, the crocodile says, "You don't say! I've never seen a cigar smoking koala. I have to see this!"

So the crocodile climbs out of the pond and walks over to the tree where the koala has smoked 4 or 5 more cigars since the lizard left.

The crocodile says, "Hey mate, what are you doing up there?"

The koala looks down in shock and says, "Bloody hell mate, how much water did you drink?"


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/11/16 at 8:48am
I was invited to a costume party, last week. I dressed as a chicken and I met this pretty young woman who was dressed as an egg. One thing led to another and.... a lifelong question was answered.... it was the chicken.
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/10/16 at 2:26pm


As a truck driver stops at a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.

As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window.

Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde's car.

He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says, "Hi, my name is Devon! Okay?
It's winter-time in New York! Yes?
And I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"



DarksongPosted by Darksong   2/10/16 at 9:56am
♥To ALL My Dear Friends♥
I will be Out of Touch for about a week as we are having some work done here on the home front.
That also means disconnecting the computer for a spell. :( Hopefully be back by next Wednesday the latest.

Early Wishes from Me for a Great Day, A Happy Valentine’s Day, A Terrific Valentine Weekend ♥

♥♥“All You Need Is Love”♥♥
See You Soon :) :) :)







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DarksongPosted by Darksong   2/9/16 at 10:07am
♥♥ Have a Nice Day ♥♥

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/8/16 at 12:04pm
DarksongPosted by Darksong   2/8/16 at 9:34am
♥Showing Some Love on Your Page My Friend♥



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/6/16 at 2:24pm
God loves you & wants you to be happy, Haven! :)

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/5/16 at 11:15am
Do you remember, or have you never seen?


https://youtu.be/WJZY__j0Tyk

NOT 2 geriatric amateurs...
:)

THIS IS THE REAL MACOYS FROM HEE HAW!


DarksongPosted by Darksong   2/5/16 at 10:47am




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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/4/16 at 11:51am
Enjoy the video my friend who lives in Canada named Haven!




https://youtu.be/aDIN26yxbnw



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/4/16 at 12:23am


A man named Sam is doing an interview for a new job.

The CEO asks, "Sam, have you ever been in any wars?"

Sam says, "Yes, I was in Iraq."

The CEO asks, "Were you injured in any way?"

Sam replies, "Yeah, I was actually near the site of an explosion, and the shrapnel hit me in the groin. I lost both of my testicles."

The CEO says, "Oh wow! That's really awful! Do you have any allergies we should know about?"

Sam says, "Why, yes, actually, I'm allergic to caffeine."

"Well", the CEO said, "We'd like to hire you! Our normal business hours are 8-4, but you can come work 10-4, and still get paid for 8-hours."

"If you don't mind me asking, why 10-4 instead of 8-4, like the others?"

"Well," the CEO replies, "We generally stand around shooting-the-bull, drinking coffee, and scratch... ourselves the first 2-hours."

gubiciiPosted by gubicii   2/3/16 at 5:49pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/3/16 at 8:48am


A man goes to his church to confess.

Man: "Father, I have sinned."

Priest: "And how have you sinned?"

Man: "I have stolen someone's bicycle, and am now here to give it to you."

Priest: "No, no - don't give it to me; return it to the person you have stolen it from and you shall be forgiven."

Man: "I did that, but he said he didn't want it."

Priest: "In that case, you may keep the bicycle for yourself."

The man leaves.

After the day is over, the priest goes out of the church to find his bicycle is missing.

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/1/16 at 10:46pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/1/16 at 12:17pm


I'm sorry that I'm not here most of the time, but I have each of you on my mind. I'm busy away from home tending to other people's lives. Enjoy this short video while I'm gone.

http://www.chonday.com/Videos/trailerghu4

I will return when things get back to normal.
Be well, V C.
Roger

DarksongPosted by Darksong   2/1/16 at 10:35am






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