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Joe had suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years. He eventually decides to go and see a Doctor.

The Doctor said, "Joe, the good news is that I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. And the only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for? He had no choice but to go under the knife. The surgery wasn't long, but it cost him $15,000.
When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a 'Men's Clothing' store and thought, "That's what I need... A new suit."

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The elderly Tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."

Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"

Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."

The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."

Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years."

Joe tried the shirt on, and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new Underwear?"

Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure, why not."

The salesman said, "Let's see..... size 36."

Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head, "Impossible. You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine, and this will give you one hell of a headache."

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Thursday, already? Wow!

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Two older men with Alzheimer's are sitting in a park, and an ice-cream van pull's up nearby. Bob turns to Bill and asks, "Do you want an ice-cream, Bill?"

Bob says, "Yes, please, with chocolate syrup. Don't forget."

Bob says, "I won't forget, don't worry. Anything else?"

Bill says, "In that case, I'll have some chopped nuts on it, too. Don't forget."

Bob says, "I won't, don't worry. Chocolate syrup and chopped nuts, coming right up," and Bob wanders off in the direction of the ice-cream van.

Forty minutes later, Bob finally turns up with two hot-dogs.

Bill screams, "You nincompoop! I knew you'd forget! You knew I wanted mayonnaise on mine!"


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Dear Friends♥♥♥♥♥
Unfortunately I have hurt my right hand and fingers to type. I will be taking a holiday break and at the same time healing my hand. I will return after the Holiday.

I want to take this time to Sincerely Thank Everyone for their kindness, uploads, posts, and Friendship.

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