Puppydawg 10 years ago

[color=purple]I wish you a lovely day: not too warm & not too cool![/color]

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[B][color=purple][U]Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older:[/U]

#9 Death is the number one killer in the world.

#8 Life is sexually transmitted.

#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

#6 Men have two motivations: hunger and hanky-panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

#2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may become a burning issue tomorrow.

[I]Don't ignore this message. This is your only warning.[/I]
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Puppydawg 11 years ago

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A guy is 72 years old and he loves to fish.

As he was sitting in his boat the other day, he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."

He looked around and couldn't see anyone.

He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up."

He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The man said, "Are you talking to me?"

The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up then, kiss me, and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!"

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his front shirt pocket.

The frog said, "Hey, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride."

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age, I'd rather have a talking frog."[/color][color=red][I]


MERRY CHRISTMAS & GOD BE WITH YOU, EDWARD![/I][/color][/B]

Puppydawg 11 years ago

[B][color=black]UNZIPPING THE POOL.[/color][/B]

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Puppydawg 11 years ago

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[B][color=red]IT'S A BEEF-JERKY CONTEST...:)[/color]

[color=black]Have a great Wednesday! :D[/color][/B]

Puppydawg 11 years ago

[B]Hope this won't make you crazy... it might hypnotize you... it did me... :P[/B]
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Puppydawg 11 years ago

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HAPPY EASTER, EDWARD![/color][/B]

Puppydawg 11 years ago

[B]This lady is so casual...[/B]
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Puppydawg 11 years ago

[B]AUTO FOR ANYONE-ON-THE-GO![/B]
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Puppydawg 11 years ago

[B]"RUSSIAN HIGHWAY TO HELL"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG1LGKieTxY

When it opens, scroll down for the video...
Thank God for the factory-mounted Dash-Cams!
A truck hauling flammable gasses, loses a wheel, and one of the many canister's the truck is hauling explodes! You can see the driver bail and run away while the truck is in flames! This is a truly "explosive video" that last's a bit over 4 minutes of explosion after explosion!
As soon as one tank explodes, so does the next one!
I give this one: "3 Thumbs-up!"
This can happen anywhere.... :([/B]

lizzieachazia81 11 years ago

Helloo Edward :)
thank you....i'm fanned you back.
Have a lovely monday ya, blessings - Lizzie!