Triangiel 11 years ago

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Puppydawg 12 years ago

[B]In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I am the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.

"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky, and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The Doctor quickly responded, "$5000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and then to the entire group said, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've been used much more than the men's."
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abinandan27 12 years ago

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Puppydawg 12 years ago

[B]Annie, 6 years old, gets home from school.
She had her first family planning lesson at school.

Her mother, very interested, asks; "How did it go?"

"I died of shame!" She answers!

"Why?" Her Mother asked.

Annie said, "Kate from down the road, says that the stork brings babies."
"Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage."
"Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital."

Her mother answers laughingly, "But that's no reason to be ashamed!"

"No, but I can't tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselves!"
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ritoB 13 years ago

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ritoB 13 years ago

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