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Full Name:	Kelly Bereta

Last Login:	11/4/15
Join Date:	3/31/14
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About Me:	I love to hangout with family and friends. I love riding my bike. I love everything that is outside. : )

Interests:	I am always am interested in every little thing.

Favorite Music:	I love every type of music

Favorite Books:	twilight dork dairy and lots more

Favorite Movies:	kid movies and every thing else but scary movies

Favorite TV Shows:	funny shows, sad shows, and many others
Favorite Quotes:	I love you, you are awesome, this is awesome, this is cool, and many more

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Posted by gubicii 5/22/16 at 5:09pm

Posted by Puppydawg 12/30/15 at 8:18am

...for being my friend!

Posted by LAVAJAVA 9/9/15 at 12:04am

Posted by Puppydawg 3/23/15 at 1:47am

Q: What do you call someone who speaks 3-languages?

A: Multilingual.

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Q: What do you call a person who speaks 2-languages?

A: Bilingual.

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Q: What do you call a person who speaks only 1-language?

A: An American! Like me!

Posted by Puppydawg 3/10/15 at 6:34am

And you thought your Monday was bad?

Have a better Tuesday!

Posted by Puppydawg 3/7/15 at 3:49am

Have a safe, but fantastic week-end, Kelly!

Posted by Puppydawg 3/6/15 at 3:02am

Jenny's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement, not even her parent's nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother of the bride ever!

A week later, Jenny was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!

Jenny asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused.

"Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.

Jenny told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."

A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress.

When they stopped for lunch, Jenny asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding."

Posted by Puppydawg 3/3/15 at 11:23am

A man is hiking and he sees a farmer with two cows. One is black and the other is white. The man hiking walks up to the farmer and asks him, "What do you feed the cows?"

The farmer asks, "The black one, or the white one?"

"The black one," says the hiker.

"I feed it grass."

"What about the white one then?"

"I feed it grass too."

The man nods, "And where do they usually sleep?"

"The black one or the white one?" the farmer asks.

"The black one."

"In the barn," answers the farmer.

"What about the white one?" asks the hiker.

"It sleeps in the barn too," says the farmer.

The hiker starts getting frustrated, "And what do you use them for?" he asks.

The farmer asks again, "Which one?"

"The black one."

"Well, I normally use it to get milk."

"And the white one?"

"I use it to get milk too," says the farmer, scratching his arm.

The hiker is extremely angry and yells, "What the hell is wrong with you? You keep asking me which cow I mean, then give me the same response for both!"

The farmer answers calmly, "Well, because the black cow is mine."

"Oh, and what about the white cow?" asks the hiker.

"Well, it's mine too..."

Posted by Puppydawg 3/3/15 at 9:23am

A new model and Ad for a 2009 body-style of the Toyota Aygo:

http://youtu.be/i3RfwVyz50Q

Also, I love the tune playing in the background. I'd love to know the name of the tune and who made it; would you know who it is?

A WISH FOR ALL: HAVE A BEAUTIFUL TUESDAY!

Posted by Puppydawg 2/18/15 at 4:40am

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Posted by Puppydawg 1/31/15 at 12:21am

I typed-in "NAKED" in the search box, and I got this...

Posted by Puppydawg 1/26/15 at 1:19pm

Posted by Puppydawg 1/23/15 at 11:07am

A Police Officer pulls a car over for swerving. As the officer approaches the window he notices a bottle in a brown bag, on the seat, beside the driver.

Officer says, "License, proof of insurance, and registration, please?"

The driver complies, and the officer walks back to his car. A short time later he comes back.

He says, "I pulled you over for swerving back there. You haven't been drinking have you, Father?"

"No my son. Why would you ask that?"

"Well, I noticed the bottle on the seat next to you."

"Oh my son, that's just holy water," says the priest.

"Okay, Father, so why is it in a paper bag?"

"Well, my son, that's to protect it from the sun-rays."

"Mind if I take a sip?"

"Not at all my son," and he hands him the bottle.

The officer puts the bottle to his lips and takes a drink, he immediately spits it out...

"Father, this is wine!"

"PRAISE THE LORD! HE'S DONE IT AGAIN!!!" shouts the priest.