and the favorite.

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There was a lizard who was walking through the rainforest, he looked up in the tree and saw a koala smoking a cigar. So, the lizard goes up the tree and smokes a few cigars with the koala. After a while, the lizard decides to go down to the pond to get a drink for his dry mouth, so he scurries down the tree and over to the pond where there was a crocodile watching.

The crocodile says, "What are you doing drinking from my pond?"

"Well, I smoked a few cigars with this koala, and I have a really bad dry mouth," the lizard responded.

In shock, the crocodile says, "You don't say! I've never seen a cigar smoking koala. I have to see this!"

So the crocodile climbs out of the pond and walks over to the tree where the koala has smoked 4 or 5 more cigars since the lizard left.

The crocodile says, "Hey mate, what are you doing up there?"

The koala looks down in shock and says, "Bloody hell mate, how much water did you drink?"


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Two elderly women walk from the parking lot, onto the Florida beach, overlooking the ocean. They sit down and slowly strike up a conversation.

"So, you moved down here, after you retired. What did you do before?"

"I was in the sporting goods business. I started out selling socks from a cart. Before long I had a little store. The business grew, slowly at first, but after thirty years I owned the biggest sporting goods store for fifty miles. I wanted to slow down a little and enjoy my success, but none of the kids were interested in the business, and I had a hard time finding a buyer. Then, tragically, the store burned to the ground. Luckily, I had good insurance. It paid off more than enough to retire on, so here I am! What about you?"

"My story is much the same. I spent my life in the shoe business, until a flood wiped me out. Insurance saved me as well. I decided not to rebuild, just moved down here to relax."

"Wow, that's something. I have one question, though."

"What's that?"

"How do you start a flood?"

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Treat your children with kindness, because.......

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...they will be deciding our future... NO KIDDING!

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Getting ready to watch the re-made movie, "True Grit."

Trish, please remember to smile at those you meet, because your smile may be the only beautiful thing they see!


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May your week-end be as beautiful as you!

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I wish you a lovely day: not too warm & not too cool!

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Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older:

#9 Death is the number one killer in the world.

#8 Life is sexually transmitted.

#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

#6 Men have two motivations: hunger and hanky-panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

#2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may become a burning issue tomorrow.

Don't ignore this message. This is your only warning.

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A blonde called her boyfriend on the phone and said, "Please come over here and help me… I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?"

The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger."

Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle.

She let him in, and then showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He took her hand and said, "Second, I’d want you to relax… Let’s have a nice cup of hot chocolate, and then," and he sighed, "let’s put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

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A blonde woman goes up to a salesperson and says, gesturing to a product, "I would like to buy this TV."

Salesperson replies, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

Outraged, the blonde leaves the store, dyes her hair red, and returns the next day attempting to buy the TV.

The salesperson replies, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

The frustrated blonde storms out of the store and returns the next day with black hair.

"Can I PLEASE buy this damn TV?"

The salesperson replies, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

The blonde screams and almost cries, "How did you always know? I came several times with different hair colors and you still say I can't buy it!"

"Well, Trish," he says, "I can't sell you this TV, because it's a microwave."

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BIRDS of PARADISE.
..... (use your sound and wide screen) .....

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