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About Me: I work in tourist town am getting old n love it.
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gubicii
gubicii 9 years ago
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gubicii
gubicii 9 years ago
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Puppydawg
Puppydawg 9 years ago
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[B][color=black]A 17-year old dude goes to his local pharmacy.

"Hello mister, I'll be at my new girlfriends house for dinner today, tonight, you know? And become acquainted with her parents, and so on. Then after the dinner though, I'm probably going to have some fun times, my girlfriend, is hot, you know? So, uh, you know the deal, right? So, is there something you might could suggest for me?"

"Well, I'd probably suggest that you might want to be protected, and buy some condoms?"

"Well, uh, sounds cool, yeah, uh, I think, yes, I will take some."

As he is about to leave the pharmacy, he stops, and then returns.

"Wait a second. You know, she uh, her mom, well she's uh, ah, uh, well? maybe I should get some, uh, you know, uh, buy some more, uh, you know, take some more condoms."

Later, at the dinner the young man is completely silent, and is just looking at the table.

His girlfriend whispers to him, "If I'd known you was going to be all silent, and stuff, I wouldn't have invited you to be at this dinner!" she said.

The young man then answers back, [I]"If I'd had known that your dad was the local pharmacist, I probably wouldn't have even agreed to be here!"[/I]
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...............................Sweet dreams................................
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VTWINSP2 11 years ago
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Weird, oh yes... Only just found this artist, and really like his work. Weird works for me.

Thanks for the comment

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