1ellen1 11 years ago

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Puppydawg 12 years ago

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Puppydawg 12 years ago

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Puppydawg 12 years ago

[B]SENIOR'S GAME
Can you try playing this game?
You have 4 minutes to catch all of the numbers 1 - 30 (?) just by using the point on your cursor.
You don't have to "click"... just catch the moving numbers. This is a new game to keep your hand and eye movements up-to-speed with your brain.
On my first try , my time was 143 seconds.
My second try was worse!

Try it: http://www.chezmaya.com/jeux/game33.htm

Have fun![/B]

Puppydawg 12 years ago

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Puppydawg 12 years ago

Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.
Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation.
She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the girls.
I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business.
I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said, "Are you nuts? You 're almost 80 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "Good grief, mom! Where are your glasses!
This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
"I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do...
I signed up for five jumps a week." I told her.

Puppydawg 12 years ago

[B]An elderly couple was driving across the country.
While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol.
“Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?” the officer said.
The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?”
“He said you were speeding!” the old man yelled.
The patrolman then asked, “May I see your license?”
The woman turned to her husband again, “What did he say?”
The old man yelled back, “He wants to see your license!”
The woman then gave the officer her license.
“I see you are from Arkansas,” the patrolman said. “I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.”
The woman turned to her husband again and asked, “What did he say?”
The old man replied, “He said he knows you!”
~~~~
My dad, years ago, told this one for the truth about himself and my mom![/B]

Puppydawg 12 years ago

[B]Too Late

I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, and had fastened the seatbelt around it to stop it falling over. I hadn’t considered the drive across town.

At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car beside me became obvious, and I looked across and explained, “I’m delivering him to my doctor’s office.”

The other driver leaned out of his window. “I hate to tell you, man,” he said, “but I think it’s too late!”[/B]

Puppydawg 12 years ago

Try me!

http://youtu.be/F7tMuUekYQA

Puppydawg 12 years ago

http://youtu.be/177V7wMVuEE