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gubicii 10 years ago

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gubicii 10 years ago

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gubicii 10 years ago

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gubicii 10 years ago

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Puppydawg 10 years ago

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[B][color=black][I]In the light of recent police announcements that they will no longer consider it necessary to attend the scene of any domestic burglaries, I've taken down the St. George's flag from beside the house.

Also, I've peeled the burglar alarm sticker off the front door. I've disconnected our home alarm system and quit our "Neighborhood Watch Program."

I've bought two Pakistani flags on e-Bay and raised them in the front garden (yard), one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the center.

Now, the local police, CID, MI5, SAS, and other UK Counter Terrorism agencies are all watching the house 24/7.

I've never felt safer. And I’m saving L44.95 a month. [/I]
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Puppydawg 10 years ago

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[B][color=green]Did you hear about John's mother(?) she was horrible at telling bad news -

I came home one day and found my mother looking very distressed.
She told me that she was having a bad day, felt really terrible, and that she'd been having an affair with our neighbor. And she also told me that I couldn't tell dad.

"Why not?" I asked.

She replied, [I]"Because he's [U]just[/U] passed away."[/I]
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Puppydawg 10 years ago

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Puppydawg 10 years ago

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[B][color=black][I]A man dies, and his wife takes him to the Funeral Home and he's wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed, pointing out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit.

She gives the mortician a blank check and says, "I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."

The woman returns the next day and to her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?"

To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank check, "There's no charge."

"No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit," she says.

"Honestly, ma'am," the mortician says, "it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice."

"So, I just switched the heads."[/I]
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