funbuns112 13 years ago

lol that was funny!

Puppydawg 13 years ago

[B]Dear Ruth,

Where have you been keeping yourself? Busy, huh?
Did you hear the one where a old man and his wife had come out of a sidewalk resturant, with shopping bags hanging off of their arms, and saw a Police Officer putting a parking ticket under the windshield wiper on a car near the curb?
"What's the problem, Officer?" asked the elderly man.
"The Parking meter ran out," he answered.
"How was we supposed to know how long it would take us?" asked the lady.
"Just the same, ma'am, you get a ticket for the expired meter!"
"We weren't gone all that long," the man took a turn.
"Rules are rules," said the Officer. "On my watch, you pay what's due!"
"Well I think this is a crock of horse-biscuits!"
"Ma'am, what did you say?" asked the Officer.
"Now, Marge, the Officer can't do us any favors, EVEN IF WE DO KNOW the MAYOR PERSONALLY!"
The officer took out his ticket book, and started writing.
"What now, liver-lips?" asked the lady.
"Trying to bribe an Officer-On-Duty, and Name-Calling," he replied.
"There's nothing you can officially do to us," said the lady.
The officer stuck two more tickets under the wiper-blade.
"There!" he said. "I'll see you in Court!"
"No, you won't, you scum-sucker!" she answered back, as she and her husband turned away.
The Officer watched the couple, then turned back at their car. "Where are you going?"
"We're going home," answered the old man, as he helped his wife into a transit-bus."Good-day, Officer!"
"What about your car?" asked the Policeman.
"We don't own a car; you can't [I]even park[/I] in the city!"
:D:)[/B]

funbuns112 13 years ago

BTW...I'm sure they'll let you in Crystal Bridges lol! I don't wear pj's out in public either but I guess a lot of people do though.

funbuns112 13 years ago

No lol, I wasn't even sure how to talk in here til I got a message from you lol! You seem funny too hehe...Ruth