| 1.-In an exam question: What is the difference comes a solution and a solution? Tumble is a politician in acid solution, lump them all is a solution.
2.-It was once two drunks lying down to sleep in a bunk, and the drunk who is on top of the litter before sleep begins to pray: With God I sleep, I wake up with God, the Virgin Mary, and the Holy Spirit. That came off the bunk and the drunk who is in the bottom says: Did you see?That happens to be sleeping with so many people!
3.-A thief at midnight gets into a house to steal. Enter through a window, and when the darkness is inside heard a voice saying: Jesus is watching you! Then, the thief gets scared and stops. Then as you see that nothing happens still. And again the voice says: Jesus is watching you! The light catches thief scared and sees that the voice came from a parrot that was in a cage, and the thief says: Ahhh that gave me a fright! Lorito What is your name? And the parrot replied: My name is Peter. Pedro is a strange name for a parrot. And the parrot replied: Stranger is the name Jesus for a Doberman.
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