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1.-In an exam question:
What is the difference comes a solution and a solution?
Tumble is a politician in acid solution, lump them all is a solution.
2.-It was once two drunks lying down to sleep in a bunk, and the drunk who is on top of the litter before sleep begins to pray:
With God I sleep, I wake up with God, the Virgin Mary, and the Holy Spirit. That came off the bunk and the drunk who is in the bottom says:
Did you see?That happens to be sleeping with so many people!
3.-A thief at midnight gets into a house to steal. Enter through a window, and when the darkness is inside heard a voice saying:
Jesus is watching you!
Then, the thief gets scared and stops. Then as you see that nothing happens still. And again the voice says:
Jesus is watching you!
The light catches thief scared and sees that the voice came from a parrot that was in a cage, and the thief says:
Ahhh that gave me a fright! Lorito What is your name?
And the parrot replied:
My name is Peter.
Pedro is a strange name for a parrot.
And the parrot replied:
Stranger is the name Jesus for a Doberman.
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Friendship is one soul dwelling in two bodies and one heart two souls inhabiting.
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