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A father told his three sons when he sent them to the university, "I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you don't owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it; and as a token, please each of you, put $1,000 into my coffin when I die."

And so it happened.

The sons became a doctor, a lawyer, and a financial planner, each very successful financially.

Later in years, when they saw their father in the coffin one day, they remembered his wish.

First, it was the doctor who put ten $100 bills into the chest pocket of his fathers jacket.

Then came the financial planner, who put a $1,000 bill there, too.

Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer's turn. He dipped into his pocket, took out his checkbook, and wrote a check for $3,000.

He put it into his father's coffin, and took the $2,000 cash.

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A 17-year old dude goes to his local pharmacy.

"Hello mister, I'll be at my new girlfriends house for dinner today, tonight, you know? And become acquainted with her parents, and so on. Then after the dinner though, I'm probably going to have some fun times, my girlfriend, is hot, you know? So, uh, you know the deal, right? So, is there something you might could suggest for me?"

"Well, I'd probably suggest that you might want to be protected, and buy some condoms?"

"Well, uh, sounds cool, yeah, uh, I think, yes, I will take some."

As he is about to leave the pharmacy, he stops, and then returns.

"Wait a second. You know, she uh, her mom, well she's uh, ah, uh, well? maybe I should get some, uh, you know, uh, buy some more, uh, you know, take some more condoms."

Later, at the dinner the young man is completely silent, and is just looking at the table.

His girlfriend whispers to him, "If I'd known you was going to be all silent, and stuff, I wouldn't have invited you to be at this dinner!" she said.

The young man then answers back, "If I'd had known that your dad was the local pharmacist, I probably wouldn't have even agreed to be here!"

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An American and his nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem, when his wife suddenly dies.

When making the arrangements, the undertaker said, "I've got a deal for you! It will cost $5,000 U.S. dollars to send her home for burial, or you can save some money as $50 U.S. dollars, to bury her here."

So the American said to send her home.

"But sir!" the undertaker asked, "why don't you just bury her here in the Holy Land and save the money?"

"Listen here, pal," said the American. "A long time ago, a man called Jesus was buried here and 3 days later he rose again..."

"SHE'S GOING HOME!"