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gubiciiPosted by gubicii   1/16/16 at 7:10pm
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/15/15 at 6:14am
I'm okay. Are you? :)

https://youtu.be/eVH1Y15omgE

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A sharp old farmer went to buy a pickup truck that he saw advertised for a certain price. After telling the salesman which truck he wanted, they sat down to do the paperwork. The salesman handed the farmer the bill, and the farmer declared, "This isn’t the price I saw!"

The salesman went on to tell the wise old farmer how he was getting extras such as power brakes, power windows, special tires etc. and that was what took the price up. The farmer knew he was being ripped off, but he needed the truck badly, so he just paid the price and went home.

A few months later, the salesman called up the farmer and said, "My son is in Class 4-H, same as your kid, and he needs a cow for a project. Do you have any for sale?"

The farmer said, "Yes, I have a few cows, and I would sell for $500.00 apiece. Come look at them and take your pick."

The salesman said he and his son would be right out. After spending a few hours in the field checking out all the farmer’s cows, the two decided on one and the salesman proceeded to write out a check for $500.00.

The farmer said "Now, wait a minute, that’s not the final price of the cow. You’re getting extras with it and you have to pay for that too."

"What extras?" asked the salesman.

The farmer handed the salesman a bill with the following extra charges -
Basic Cow – $500.00
Two tone exterior – $45.00
Extra stomach – $75.00
Product storing equipment – $60.00
Dual horn technology – $45.00
Straw compartment – $120.00
4 Spigots @ $10 ea – $40.00
Leather upholstery .- $125.00
Built-in Automatic fly swatter – $38.00
Fertilizer dispensing attachment – $185.00
Grand Total – $1,233.00

You see, salesmen aren’t the only ones who can be tricky!

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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/2/15 at 5:56pm
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My mother has always been horrible at telling bad news.

I came home and found my mother looking very distressed.
She told me that she was having a bad day and felt really terrible.
Next, she confessed to having an affair with our neighbor.
And she also said that I couldn't tell dad.

"Why not?" I asked.

She replied, "Because he's just passed away."

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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6/14/15 at 7:31pm
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Hoping this day is exactly what you need...
rosarinaPosted by rosarina   11/21/11 at 7:24am
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al-jawePosted by al-jawe   11/12/11 at 7:45am
Hey,
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Vote if you like it pls :)
rosarinaPosted by rosarina   11/4/11 at 9:23pm
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CroZgPosted by CroZg   10/23/11 at 6:07am
Have a nice day, Tim.
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rosarinaPosted by rosarina   7/20/11 at 11:28pm
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