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Last Login:12/22/15
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About Me:Laid back retired gentleman who appreciates people and life!
Interests:Music, vehicles, wildlife and of course the people around me !
Favorite Music:As long as it is NOT techno or Justin Beiber type crap! LOL
Favorite Books:Bible, any by Stephen King, Piers Anthony Isaac Asimov, Edgar Rice Burroughs, Louis Lamour
Favorite Movies:WIZARD OF OZ!! So many more to list
Favorite TV Shows:Animal Planet shows, American Chopper, American Hot Rod, Code Black
Favorite Quotes:John 3:16, II Chronicles 7:14, The Golden Rule
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/24/16 at 11:45am
THE LONE RANGER
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Do you remember this pair of crime fighters, and this music? It's "The Lone Ranger" and the music is "The William Tell Overture."

https://youtu.be/GUBhE00h9U0

If you are close to my age, this brings back memories of a simpler time as this was a new TV show that came on every week-day at 4pm. Can you smell a fresh apple pie cooling in the kitchen, and mom is getting ready to cook supper? Doesn't this song take you back a few years? Me, too, but it wasn't played by Glen Campbell, and it WAS played a lot slower.

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gubiciiPosted by gubicii   1/30/16 at 6:30pm
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/27/16 at 9:26am
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A young college student goes to meet with her young professor about her failing grades.

She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly.

"I would do anything to pass this exam," she leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully up into his eyes, "I mean..." she whispers, "I would do... anything."

He (looking down) returns her gaze, "Anything?"

"Anything," she says as she grabs the material of his trouser legs.

His voice softens, "Really, anything??"

"Absolutely anything," and she bites her lower lip.

His voice turns to a whisper, "Would you, please try to study?"

Enjoy this beautiful Wednesday, Tracy!

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/25/16 at 8:26am
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Larry and Bob, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

One day Larry didn't show up. Bob didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Larry hadn't shown up for a week or so, Bob really got worried.
However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Bob didn't know where Larry lived. So, he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

A month had passed, and Bob figured he had seen the last of Larry. But the next day, Bob approached the park and - lo and behold - there sat Larry!
Bob was very excited and happy to see him, and told him so.

Then he said, "For crying out loud Larry, what in the world happened to you?"

Larry replied, "I've been in jail."

"Jail?" cried Bob. "What in the world for?"

"Well," Larry said, "you know Jane? That cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?"

"Yeah," said Bob, "I remember her. What about her?"

"Well, she filed rape charges against me. And (at 95 years old) I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded guilty.

And that darned old Judge, he gave me 30 days in jail for perjury!"

Enjoy the week, Tracy. Play hard, play fair, and play safely! :)
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/16/16 at 2:11am
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Joe had suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years. He eventually decides to go and see a Doctor.

The Doctor said, "Joe, the good news is that I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. And the only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for? He had no choice but to go under the knife. The surgery wasn't long, but it cost him $15,000.
When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a 'Men's Clothing' store and thought, "That's what I need... A new suit."

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The elderly Tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."

Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"

Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."

The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."

Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years."

Joe tried the shirt on, and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new Underwear?"

Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure, why not."

The salesman said, "Let's see..... size 36."

Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head, "Impossible. You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine, and this will give you one hell of a headache."
gubiciiPosted by gubicii   1/12/16 at 6:29pm
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/11/16 at 1:50am
The coldest day of the year: 9F @ 9am and 24F @ 5pm.

https://youtu.be/B2AEkfjc6-o

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/10/16 at 2:38am
Some days I feel like this zebra.....

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https://youtu.be/AFKtlu-zL-w

...just not today.
Roger :)
TalislantaPosted by Talislanta   1/6/16 at 9:40pm
New Years Greetings and Best Wishes for you and those close to you. Hoping for your Happiness in the coming Year! Continued Inspiration and Creativity for all of Us.

Brian :)

gubiciiPosted by gubicii   1/6/16 at 6:51pm
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/2/16 at 8:53am
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The other day Fred bought 2 six-packs of beer that was on sale at the liquor store, for half-off. On his way home, he stopped at the gas station to get a fill-up and buy a quart of oil.

Beside his gas pump is an attractive blonde, wearing some of those "Daisy Duke" shorts, a button-up-shirt that was trying to hold back more flesh than Dolly Parton has; and she was eye-balling his beer, sitting in the front seat.

She bends over to get a closer look and with her bra-less breasts almost falling out she said, in a sexy voice, "I'm a believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"

Fred thought about it for a second and said, "What kind of beer you got?"


Happy New Year!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/1/16 at 9:45am
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Two hunters are walking through the woods, come to a clearing, and see a deep, dark hole, and one hunter says to the other, "How deep is that thing?"

They both find a rusty anvil and throw it in. The anvil falls so far that the hunters don't hear it hit the bottom, but then they suddenly see a goat sprinting past them, and it jumps into the hole. They stand by the hole disbelieving what just happened, and a farmer comes rushing-up to them.

The farmer says, "Have you guys seen my goat, Becky?"

The hunters reply, "Yeah, it ran passed us and jumped into that hole."

The farmer says, "That's impossible. She couldn't have done that. She was chained to a 125-pound anvil!"


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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/30/15 at 8:53am
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Standard-ZPosted by Standard-Z   12/29/15 at 2:16am
Thank you. Hope you had a great Christmas.
And hoping you have a nice.

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/26/15 at 8:33am
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Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested?
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over 60-year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.

Q: What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out...

Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

AGE IS ONLY A NUMBER... YOU'RE ONLY AS OLD AS YOU FEEL!

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wolloPosted by wollo   12/25/15 at 11:17am
Hello,
i wish you and your family all the best for christmas and a very happy new year
Wollo
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/25/15 at 8:27am
WELCOME TO DESKTOP NEXUS !!!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/25/15 at 8:26am
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Jeanne Robertson - Don't Trust A Man With The Luggage

https://youtu.be/XtknMuXY-NI

Very funny lady - preacher. :)

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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/23/15 at 10:14am
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Alan and Lorraine lived on a cove at Gull Lake, Alberta. It was early winter and the lower portion of the cove had frozen over. Alan asked Lorraine if she would walk across the frozen part of the cove to the general store and get him some smokes and beer.

She asked him for some money, but he told her, "Nah, just put it on our tab, old man Stacey won't mind."

So Lorraine, being the good wife, walked across the ice, got the smokes and beer at the store and then walked back home across the cove.

When she got home with the items she said, "Alan, you always tell me not to run up the tab at Stacey's store. Why didn't you just give me some money?"

Alan replied, "Well, Lorraine, I didn't want to send you out there with cash, when I wasn't sure how thick the ice was!"

Doesn't a love story like this bring tears to your eyes?


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