Puppydawg 8 years ago

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Puppydawg 8 years ago

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Puppydawg 8 years ago

[B][color=black][I]Have a fun filled week & share happiness![/I][/color][/B]

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Puppydawg 8 years ago

[B][color=black]With all the new technology regarding fertility... recently, a 70-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

"May I see the new baby?" I asked.

"Not yet," She said "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first."

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?"

"No, not yet,'" She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!" she yelled at me.

"WHEN HE CRIES?" I demanded. "Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?"

"BECAUSE... [I]I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!"[/I]
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Puppydawg 9 years ago

[B][color=black]His experience is like mine, Lizzie[/color][/B]
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Puppydawg 9 years ago

[B][color=purple][I]"It's not the gift, it's the thought that counts. So, I THOUGHT of getting you a very nice and expensive gift!"[/I][/color][/B]

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Puppydawg 9 years ago

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[B][color=black]He asked for help and she could see why. Even with
her pulling and him pushing the little boots still didn't
want to go on. By the time they got the second boot
on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when
the little boy said, "Lizzie, they're on the wrong feet."

She looked, and sure enough, they were. Unfortunately,
it wasn't any easier pulling the boots off, than it was
putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as
together they worked to get the boots back on,
this time on the correct feet.

He then said, "These aren't my boots."

She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face
and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she
wanted to.

Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill
fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they
got the boots off when he said, "They're my
brother's boots. But my Mom made me wear
them today."

Now, she didn't know if she should laugh or cry.
But she mustered up what grace and courage
she had left to wrestle the boots BACK onto his
feet again. Helping him into his coat, she asked,

"Now, where are your mittens?"

He said, [I]"I stuffed them in the toes of my boots."[/I]
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Puppydawg 9 years ago

[B][color=black]Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by.

One of the old Grandmas yelled out,

"Hey, sweety, bet we can tell exactly how old you are!"

The old man said, "There's no way you can guess my age!"

One of the Grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your
pants, your undershorts, and we can tell your exact age."

Embarrassed, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it,
he dropped his drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of
times, and then jump up and down several times.

Determined to prove them wrong, he did it.

Then they all said in unison, "You're 87 years old!"

Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, "How in the world did you guess my age?"

Slapping their knees, high fiving, and grinning from ear
to ear, the three old ladies happily crooned.....

[I]"We were at your birthday party, yesterday!"[/I]
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Puppydawg 9 years ago

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Puppydawg 9 years ago

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