Enjoy the video, sunlight, and hugs!

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Was Wednesday good for you Sniper?
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Sorry, but I won't see you again, until next year!

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Two elderly women walk from the parking lot, onto the Florida beach, overlooking the ocean. They sit down and slowly strike up a conversation.

"So, you moved down here, after you retired. What did you do before?"

"I was in the sporting goods business. I started out selling socks from a cart. Before long I had a little store. The business grew, slowly at first, but after thirty years I owned the biggest sporting goods store for fifty miles. I wanted to slow down a little and enjoy my success, but none of the kids were interested in the business, and I had a hard time finding a buyer. Then, tragically, the store burned to the ground. Luckily, I had good insurance. It paid off more than enough to retire on, so here I am! What about you?"

"My story is much the same. I spent my life in the shoe business, until a flood wiped me out. Insurance saved me as well. I decided not to rebuild, just moved down here to relax."

"Wow, that's something. I have one question, though."

"What's that?"

"How do you start a flood?"

Share your smile & you'll have a happy day!

12/29/2015

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Two older men with Alzheimer's are sitting in a park, and an ice-cream van pull's up nearby. Bob turns to Bill and asks, "Do you want an ice-cream, Bill?"

Bob says, "Yes, please, with chocolate syrup. Don't forget."

Bob says, "I won't forget, don't worry. Anything else?"

Bill says, "In that case, I'll have some chopped nuts on it, too. Don't forget."

Bob says, "I won't, don't worry. Chocolate syrup and chopped nuts, coming right up," and Bob wanders off in the direction of the ice-cream van.

Forty minutes later, Bob finally turns up with two hot-dogs.

Bill screams, "You nincompoop! I knew you'd forget! You knew I wanted mayonnaise on mine!"


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A couple of nights ago, Fred was out celebrating an early Christmas, of drinks with friends at the local saloon. He had a few too many beers, and then topped it off with a margarita; not a good idea.

Knowing full well he was over the drinking limit, he did something he had never done before - he took a taxi home.

Sure enough, they came to a police road block, but because it's a taxi they waved it past.

Fred arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise, because he's never driven a taxi before, and not too sure of where he got it.


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I don't drink, but laugh at the funny things drinkers do!

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https://youtu.be/B2AEkfjc6-o

"This man is the ONLY man I know in Music who will stand up and say the TRUTH about America. He is a very outspoken Americana and a HELL OF A NICE FELLOW! They don't come any better. I have known him for about 9 years and he is a true Gentleman, a great guy, and friend.
Keep it up Charlie!
You are the MAN!!!"
Penned by "Cowboy"

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I'm okay...

https://youtu.be/eVH1Y15omgE

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A sharp old farmer went to buy a pickup truck that he saw advertised for a certain price. After telling the salesman which truck he wanted, they sat down to do the paperwork. The salesman handed the farmer the bill, and the farmer declared, "This isn’t the price I saw!"

The salesman went on to tell the wise old farmer how he was getting extras such as power brakes, power windows, special tires etc. and that was what took the price up. The farmer knew he was being ripped off, but he needed the truck badly, so he just paid the price and went home.

A few months later, the salesman called up the farmer and said, "My son is in Class 4-H, same as your kid, and he needs a cow for a project. Do you have any for sale?"

The farmer said, "Yes, I have a few cows, and I would sell for $500.00 apiece. Come look at them and take your pick."

The salesman said he and his son would be right out. After spending a few hours in the field checking out all the farmer’s cows, the two decided on one and the salesman proceeded to write out a check for $500.00.

The farmer said "Now, wait a minute, that’s not the final price of the cow. You’re getting extras with it and you have to pay for that too."

"What extras?" asked the salesman.

The farmer handed the salesman a bill with the following extra charges -
Basic Cow – $500.00
Two tone exterior – $45.00
Extra stomach – $75.00
Product storing equipment – $60.00
Dual horn technology – $45.00
Straw compartment – $120.00
4 Spigots @ $10 ea – $40.00
Leather upholstery .- $125.00
Built-in Automatic fly swatter – $38.00
Fertilizer dispensing attachment – $185.00
Grand Total – $1,233.00

You see, salesmen aren’t the only ones who can be tricky!

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Don't get freaked out, but... "My Aunt is a Lab Tech and my Uncle worked in a cemetery. My mom used to joke at how messed up my little cousins could be, with a vampire mom and a grave digger for a dad. They also lived next to a cemetery by a pure coincidence."

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I'm old fashioned & a hillbilly; I love this kind of music...

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I found myself in a pub in Cork, Ireland. A group of American tourists came in. One of the Americans said, in a loud voice, "I hear you Irish think you're great drinkers. I'll bet $5,000 that no one here can drink 20 pints of Guinness in 30 minutes."

The bar was silent, but the American noticed one Irishman leaving. No one took up the bet. 40 minutes later, the Irishman who left returned and said, "Hey Yank, is yer bet still on?"

"Sure" said the American, "20 pints in 30 minutes for a bet of $5,000."

"Grand," replied the Irishman, "so pour the pints and start the clock."

It was very close, but the last drop was consumed with 2 seconds to spare.

"OK, Yank, pay up." said the Irishman.

"I'm happy to pay, here's your money" said the American. "But tell me, when I first offered the wager, I saw you leave. Where did you go?"

"Well sir," replied the Irishman, "$5,000 is a lot of money to a man like me, so I went to the pub across the road to see if I could do it."

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https://youtu.be/kMhw5MFYU0s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW9B5ZuRdAw

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ATTORNEY: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"

WITNESS: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."

ATTORNEY: "How long has he lived with you?"

WITNESS: "Forty-five years. Your Honor, do I have to answer this... idiot?"

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A woman in her 70s was driving with a friend. She went through a red light. The friend didn't say anything. But then she went through another one.

The friend said, "Do you realize you just went through two red lights?"

"Oh," she said, "was I driving?"


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A missionary was sent to the Amazon jungles to spread the word of the Lord to the isolated tribes who are completely unaware of the outside world. He spends years learning the local language and translating scripture. One day, he addresses the village who has gathered to hear him speak.

"My friends, humanity has sinned. You must accept God's love or be sent to the underworld, and there you will be tormented with hellfire forever."

An old tribesman looks up at the missionary and asks, "If we didn't know about God and sins, would we still be cast into hell?"

"Of course not," the holy man answers him.

"Then why did you tell us?"

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A big city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull.

The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store.

The attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court. The lawyer did his best selling job, and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking.

After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldn't resist gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher, "You know, I hate to tell you this, old man, but I put one over on you in there. I couldn't have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train went through your ranch that morning. I didn't have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!"

The old rancher replied, "Well, I'll tell you, young feller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that durned bull came home this morning."

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