Puppydawg 9 years ago

[B][color=purple][I]Enjoy the video, sunlight, and hugs![/I][/color][/B]

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[B]https://youtu.be/aDIN26yxbnw
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Puppydawg 9 years ago

[color=green][I]Was Wednesday good for you Sniper?[/I][/color]
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https://vimeo.com/17837503[/B]
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Puppydawg 9 years ago

[B][color=black]We live the realities of life.[/color]

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https://youtu.be/EToSSgFlXRI?list=PL53DD9160BF902178

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Puppydawg 9 years ago

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https://youtu.be/Ut9xi-ep2mg

Sorry, but I won't see you again, until next year![/I]
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Puppydawg 9 years ago

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[B][color=black]Two elderly women walk from the parking lot, onto the Florida beach, overlooking the ocean. They sit down and slowly strike up a conversation.

"So, you moved down here, after you retired. What did you do before?"

"I was in the sporting goods business. I started out selling socks from a cart. Before long I had a little store. The business grew, slowly at first, but after thirty years I owned the biggest sporting goods store for fifty miles. I wanted to slow down a little and enjoy my success, but none of the kids were interested in the business, and I had a hard time finding a buyer. Then, tragically, the store burned to the ground. Luckily, I had good insurance. It paid off more than enough to retire on, so here I am! What about you?"

"My story is much the same. I spent my life in the shoe business, until a flood wiped me out. Insurance saved me as well. I decided not to rebuild, just moved down here to relax."

"Wow, that's something. I have one question, though."

"What's that?"

[I]"How do you start a flood?"[/I]
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[I]Share your smile & you'll have a happy day![/I][/color][/B]

12/29/2015

Puppydawg 9 years ago

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[B][color=black]Two older men with Alzheimer's are sitting in a park, and an ice-cream van pull's up nearby. Bob turns to Bill and asks, "Do you want an ice-cream, Bill?"

Bob says, "Yes, please, with chocolate syrup. Don't forget."

Bob says, "I won't forget, don't worry. Anything else?"

Bill says, "In that case, I'll have some chopped nuts on it, too. Don't forget."

Bob says, "I won't, don't worry. Chocolate syrup and chopped nuts, coming right up," and Bob wanders off in the direction of the ice-cream van.

Forty minutes later, Bob finally turns up with two hot-dogs.

Bill screams, [I]"You nincompoop! I knew you'd forget! You [U]knew[/U] I wanted mayonnaise on mine!"[/I]
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Puppydawg 10 years ago

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[B][color=black][I]A couple of nights ago, Fred was out celebrating an early Christmas, of drinks with friends at the local saloon. He had a few too many beers, and then topped it off with a margarita; not a good idea.

Knowing full well he was over the drinking limit, he did something he had never done before - he took a taxi home.

Sure enough, they came to a police road block, but because it's a taxi they waved it past.

Fred arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise, because he's never driven a taxi before, and not too sure of where he got it.[/I]
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I don't drink, but laugh at the funny things drinkers do![/I][/color][/B]

Puppydawg 10 years ago

[B][color=black][I]March 5, 2010....
Do you remember this date and know what happened?

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This is when New York City got another "two feet" of snow over-night.

No kidding, it really did happen.

Just click on the picture and see for yourself...[/I]
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Puppydawg 10 years ago

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https://youtu.be/B2AEkfjc6-o

[I]"This man is the ONLY man I know in Music who will stand up and say the TRUTH about America. He is a very outspoken Americana and a HELL OF A NICE FELLOW! They don't come any better. I have known him for about 9 years and he is a true Gentleman, a great guy, and friend.
Keep it up Charlie!
You are the [U]MAN[/U]!!!"
Penned by "Cowboy"[/I][/color][/B]

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Puppydawg 10 years ago

[color=green][I]I'm okay...[/I][/color] :)

[B]https://youtu.be/eVH1Y15omgE

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A sharp old farmer went to buy a pickup truck that he saw advertised for a certain price. After telling the salesman which truck he wanted, they sat down to do the paperwork. The salesman handed the farmer the bill, and the farmer declared, "This isn’t the price I saw!"

The salesman went on to tell the wise old farmer how he was getting extras such as power brakes, power windows, special tires etc. and that was what took the price up. The farmer knew he was being ripped off, but he needed the truck badly, so he just paid the price and went home.

A few months later, the salesman called up the farmer and said, "My son is in Class 4-H, same as your kid, and he needs a cow for a project. Do you have any for sale?"

The farmer said, "Yes, I have a few cows, and I would sell for $500.00 apiece. Come look at them and take your pick."

The salesman said he and his son would be right out. After spending a few hours in the field checking out all the farmer’s cows, the two decided on one and the salesman proceeded to write out a check for $500.00.

The farmer said "Now, wait a minute, that’s not the final price of the cow. You’re getting extras with it and you have to pay for that too."

"What extras?" asked the salesman.

The farmer handed the salesman a bill with the following extra charges -
Basic Cow – $500.00
Two tone exterior – $45.00
Extra stomach – $75.00
Product storing equipment – $60.00
Dual horn technology – $45.00
Straw compartment – $120.00
4 Spigots @ $10 ea – $40.00
Leather upholstery .- $125.00
Built-in Automatic fly swatter – $38.00
Fertilizer dispensing attachment – $185.00
Grand Total – $1,233.00

[I]You see, salesmen aren’t the only ones who can be tricky![/I]

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