Hi everyone! We're hard at work trying to keep our community clean, so if you see any spam, please report it here and we'll review ASAP!  Thanks a million!
12,270 Users Online
  • 640,129,772 Downloads
  • 1,696,349 Wallpapers
  • 1,565,068 Members
  • 12,971,712 Votes
  • 5,965,287 Favorites
Puppydawg
Puppydawg
Login to Become a Fan
 
ProfileWallpapers (0)Favorites (18,479)Journal (11)DiscussionContact Member
Journal for PuppydawgJournal for Puppydawg
Jan
17
Happy
Physical Therapist on Golf Course


Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at
his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I\'m a Physical Therapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you\'d allow me," she told him.
"Oh, no, I\'ll be all right. I\'ll be fine in a few minutes," the man
replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still
clasping his hands there at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently
took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put
her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and
asked, "How does that feel?"

" Feels WONDERFUL, " he replied " but I still think my thumb\'s broken. "

2
Advertisement
Recent Entries
Opened DamSEE OPENED A DAMhttp://youtu.be/KqMeou400r4...
Union ManA dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, “Is this a union house?”"No," she replied, "I’m sorry it isn’t.""Well, if I pa...
miscIf these blood clots was smaller I could come and visit and meet you (face to face).You know I love you and you are my best friend!Roger ...
UPDATEI\'m very glad you are still here, Kate! I only wish I felt better and I could come and meet you, face to face, but these blood clots have me limited on what I can do.Your best friend, Roger ...
Badgering by Member "emma999" (4-27-2014)"What did I send, since you erased it from the screen, I have no idea what I sent to you?" _claims memory loss (this always works, since in a misogynist\'s view, a woman ranks second to a man in everything, especially in intellect)."Also, I would NEVER kn...
Easter SmilesYes, ma\'am I miss you... But you said I could reach you in a PM? Does your computer made an audible ring when you get a PM??? HAPPY EASTER, ELAINE! Lord knows, you need happiness of some kind in your life!Loving you from afar......Roger ...
Never Stop YourselfBRAVO, TOM! BRAVO! WELL SAID AND WELL WRITTEN!...
Member Mythology Leaves DNHello Roger I\'m leaving DN.This will be my last post to you.Take good care of your self my friend.(Yesterday at 7:15pm, 5-8-2013)...
I Can Relate[B]I can relate to your pain....In 1962, I cracked my right collar bone.In 1972, I was shot in the leg.In 1975, I had both wrists banged; one broken and one cracked.In 1978, I had my right lung operated on.In 1981, I cracked 3 ribs, falling out of a tree....
Sara Saying \'Good-Bye\'My DN “wonderland” A better world I\'ve created,visions of the future and how it should all be…My thoughts run as deep as the moon and sea,parallel universes make sense to me….A world full of hope and positivity,a world full of dreams and romanceâ...
Physical Therapist on a Golf Course (joke)Physical Therapist on Golf CourseTwo women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as herball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together athis groin, ...

Recently Spotted Members


No members found. Be the first.