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It's my brithday! Hey! Yeah! I'm awesome!!!
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Sorry i havent been on in a while!
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So we have this journal thingy at school called the Husky Tracks. We submit little peoms and artwork and any writing we do. We had a math bonus question once. I typed it up for my teacher so she could submit it. I didn't think I would get in. Sure enough, last week i get a notice that it got in! So I had to get up in front of an audience and read my math bonus question. I felt like such a NERD!!!
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Mr. Bond - And you expect me to talk?
Evil Guy - No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to... uhh... Line?
*shoe is chucked at Evil Guy*
Director - DIE!
E.G. - Well geesh! I was asking for a line!
D. - No! Die!
E.G. - Why do you want me to die? Then you'll just have to hire someone else!
D. - No. You want James Bond to die
E.G. - But he's the star... Why would I want him to die?
M.B. - Yeah! He doesn't want me to die! We went to Waffle House last night and had a great time!
D. - No, no, no!!!!! That's the line!!! "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to DIE!!!"
E.G. & M.B. - Oooooohhhh.... Sorry.......................................
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I like Pie
Pie likes me
Let's go live on a Zamboni
And we'll be happy
on our Zamboni!
Let's all live on Zambonis!!!!!!!!!!!
(I'm bored)
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*sniffs*
*bursts into tears*
*between sobs*
I was looking-- *sob*-- at the max ride web-- *sob*-- site and *sob sob*-- I saw a little-- *sob* --banner on the-- *sob* side of the page t-- *sob*-- that said "Will Max and Fang survive??" -- *breaks down into tears* It feels like he's my brother! *someone holds out a bucket that is quickly filled with tears*
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Okay. Here's #1!!!
Funny #1
What do ya want?
TD!!!
What’s that?
Touch-- *anvil falls on the pyramid*
An onlooker- DOWN!!!!!
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