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Jan
9
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Oh my freak sauce....I AM SO BORED!
WARNING: NOT FOR CHILDREN WHO WATCH BOB THE BUILDER, ELMO, OR VEGGIE TALES....*Dramatic music plays*

Doctor: Well, Bob, looks like you're gonna live after that anvil in the head.

Bob da Builder: Yay! I can do my show when I get better! Thank goodness, too! I had Bob the Tomato from Veggie Tales filling in for me-- NEVER AGAIN will I ask a FRUIT to do a tool show. He was always puncturing himself-- the klutz! Besides-- kids don't want to see a rotting tomato on TV. It's just WRONG!

Nurse: Okay..... We'll be right back.


*Doctor and nurse walk out of the room and a kid bouncing a ball comes in.*


Kid with the ball: Hey-- You're that stupid guy with the show, right?!

Bob: Yeah that's me-- HEY, WAIT! That's not nice!!!! You should be ashamed of-- *Kid pushes stretcher out of the room and up to the roof of the hospital.*

Kid: Going down? No problem! I know a short cut!

Bob: No, wait! you're making a big mistake! I-- *drops* TELL ELMO HE CAN HAVE MY SHOW!!!!!!!!! AND LET MY WIFE KNOW I'VE BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH MARTHA STUART! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


*SPLAT*


What Bob didn't know was that Elmo would become an ax murderer on live TV.....oops!
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