| My friend, Mackenzie, doodled on my elbow today. She also dotted every freckle on my arm and then decided to try to connect the dots. Everytime she said "Whoops! I missed one!", I would jerk my arm away and smack her with a pencil. Then, I had to try out for show choir (that's another story for another journal entry) with a cyclops and a man-cat-thing with a weird moustache and hat and a bunch of dots on my arm. NOT. FUN. I also got smacked in the face by Caroline and almost lost my BRAND NEW PERSCRIPTION contacts because of it. THANKS A LOT, YOU TWO! >:[ |
| When I got out of the shower this afternoon, I heard this weird noise. I looked around to see my cat, Tucker, licking the shower curtain....Of course, he licks plastic bags, too. It was really weird........ |
| 1. Get in a shopping cart and ride around, running over anything and everything in your way
2. Pretend to get all mad and ask to speak to the manager, then put frozen macaroni down his/her pants
3. Quickly go into a stall in the bathroom and run out screaming like you're in a horror movie.
4. Go on the intercom and scream "CODE 3! I REPEAT, CODE 3! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! CODE 3!!!!" then watch what happens.
5. Start loudly cussing out a Barbie doll.
6. Calmly walk around scratching prices out and put new ones in
7. Point to an old guy and scream "HEY, LOOK! BRITTANY SPEARS!"
(This will be continued) |
| WARNING: NOT FOR CHILDREN WHO WATCH BOB THE BUILDER, ELMO, OR VEGGIE TALES....*Dramatic music plays*
Doctor: Well, Bob, looks like you're gonna live after that anvil in the head.
Bob da Builder: Yay! I can do my show when I get better! Thank goodness, too! I had Bob the Tomato from Veggie Tales filling in for me-- NEVER AGAIN will I ask a FRUIT to do a tool show. He was always puncturing himself-- the klutz! Besides-- kids don't want to see a rotting tomato on TV. It's just WRONG!
Nurse: Okay..... We'll be right back.
*Doctor and nurse walk out of the room and a kid bouncing a ball comes in.*
Kid with the ball: Hey-- You're that stupid guy with the show, right?!
Bob: Yeah that's me-- HEY, WAIT! That's not nice!!!! You should be ashamed of-- *Kid pushes stretcher out of the room and up to the roof of the hospital.*
Kid: Going down? No problem! I know a short cut!
Bob: No, wait! you're making a big mistake! I-- *drops* TELL ELMO HE CAN HAVE MY SHOW!!!!!!!!! AND LET MY WIFE KNOW I'VE BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH MARTHA STUART! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*SPLAT*
What Bob didn't know was that Elmo would become an ax murderer on live TV.....oops! |
| Bob da Builder; can we fix it?
Bob da Builder.....*Anvil falls on Bob's head*......Well....Guess not...... |
| NO MORE SHARPIES FOR MACKENZIE!!!!My friend, Mackenzie, doodled on my elbow today. She also dotted every freckle on my arm and then decided to try to connect the dots. Everytime she said "Whoops! I missed one!", I would jerk my arm away and smack her with a pencil. Then, I had to try out ...Wow...When I got out of the shower this afternoon, I heard this weird noise. I looked around to see my cat, Tucker, licking the shower curtain....Of course, he licks plastic bags, too. It was really weird...........7 ways to get kicked out of Target1. Get in a shopping cart and ride around, running over anything and everything in your way2. Pretend to get all mad and ask to speak to the manager, then put frozen macaroni down his/her pants3. Quickly go into a stall in the bathroom and run out screami...Oh my freak sauce....I AM SO BORED!WARNING: NOT FOR CHILDREN WHO WATCH BOB THE BUILDER, ELMO, OR VEGGIE TALES....*Dramatic music plays*Doctor: Well, Bob, looks like you're gonna live after that anvil in the head. Bob da Builder: Yay! I can do my show when I get better! Thank goodness, too...I'm bored.....Bob da Builder; can we fix it? Bob da Builder.....*Anvil falls on Bob's head*......Well....Guess not......... Recently Spotted MembersNo members found. Be the first. |
