Hi everyone! We're hard at work trying to keep our community clean, so if you see any spam, please report it here and we'll review ASAP!  Thanks a million!
7,503 Users Online
  • 640,129,772 Downloads
  • 1,696,349 Wallpapers
  • 1,565,068 Members
  • 12,971,712 Votes
  • 5,965,287 Favorites
Hands.on1
Hands.on1
Login to Become a Fan
 
ProfileWallpapers (7)Favorites (4)Journal (0)DiscussionContact Member
Member Information
Full Name:Hannah Sunde
Location:New Zealand
Birthday:July 5th, 1997
Last Login:2/14/14
Join Date:1/19/14
Profile Views:3,190
Hands.on1 is a fan of...
Fans of Hands.on1
Profile Comments
Please join for free or login to post comments.
gubiciiPosted by gubicii   4/19/17 at 5:18pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/11/16 at 12:00pm


There was a lizard who was walking through the rainforest, he looked up in the tree and saw a koala smoking a cigar. So, the lizard goes up the tree and smokes a few cigars with the koala. After a while, the lizard decides to go down to the pond to get a drink for his dry mouth, so he scurries down the tree and over to the pond where there was a crocodile watching.

The crocodile says, "What are you doing drinking from my pond?"

"Well, I smoked a few cigars with this koala, and I have a really bad dry mouth," the lizard responded.

In shock, the crocodile says, "You don't say! I've never seen a cigar smoking koala. I have to see this!"

So the crocodile climbs out of the pond and walks over to the tree where the koala has smoked 4 or 5 more cigars since the lizard left.

The crocodile says, "Hey mate, what are you doing up there?"

The koala looks down in shock and says, "Bloody hell mate, how much water did you drink?"


gubiciiPosted by gubicii   12/17/15 at 7:57pm
gubiciiPosted by gubicii   9/9/15 at 5:48pm
gubiciiPosted by gubicii   8/6/15 at 6:05pm
TriangielPosted by Triangiel   2/17/14 at 3:28am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/16/14 at 8:19am
AN AUTO FOR ANYONE-ON-THE-GO!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/14/14 at 6:15pm
Hope you had a good day!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM :D

Be safe this week-end, okay?
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/11/14 at 9:11pm
Singing on a Trolley in Poland

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_IHDJQudmo
cehenotPosted by cehenot   2/7/14 at 9:32am


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/7/14 at 1:39am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/7/14 at 1:05am
That is the Grand Canyon. It runs from Colorado through Utah, and into Arizona. The canyon ends just before the river runs underground and into Mexico. The underground river dumps its fresh water into the ocean at the northern end of Baja.
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/7/14 at 12:20am
I just came on-line, I have been catching-up on my Yahoo e-mails. Not as many there as I have here.
How are you today (besides being tired)?
I have a lovely video for you, if you have the time?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThFCg0tBDck

You may (or not) like it. We all have our different opinions.
Have a good week-end! I know you are one day ahead of the USA (at least 18 hours)..... :)
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/6/14 at 1:53am
I slept for 7-hours, and after a shower I watched a movie, ate half of a king-sized pizza, and tried to get warm again. Why, did you miss me?
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/6/14 at 1:12am
JUST FOR LAUGHS; JUST BECAUSE





CAT DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD A DOG IN DA HOUSE
MooncatPosted by Mooncat   2/6/14 at 12:25am
No I don't have a cat, but I dream about having one! I can tell, she would be famous in no time... :-*

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/5/14 at 11:08pm
It's 11:33pm here in Arkansas.

AND THAT WAS A VERY GOOD JOKE!!!!:D:D

-----------------------------
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom, why have I got these huge three toed feet?"

The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand."

"OK," said the son.

A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?"

"They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert."

"Thanks Mom," replies the son.

After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back??" The mother, now a little impatient with the boy replies, "They are there to help us store water for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without drinking for long periods."

"That's great Mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes and these humps to store water, but Mom..."

"Yes, son?"

"Why the heck are we in the San Diego zoo?"
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/5/14 at 8:16pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/5/14 at 5:49am
HOW TO CROSS THE STREET (after dark) SAFELY!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/5/14 at 1:53am

SORRY ABOUT THE POST CARD WITH THE SCARY SKULL... I COULDN'T RESIST SENDING IT! LOL :D 8)
Show More >>Show More >>
Current Desktop Wallpaper
Recently Uploaded Wallpapers
Sweet peas
Sweet peasDate Uploaded: 2/5/14
Resolution: 3648x2736
Downloads: 102
Comments: 1
Favorited: 0
Points: +3
thats a LONG way down mum
thats a LONG way down mumDate Uploaded: 2/4/14
Resolution: 3648x2344
Downloads: 119
Comments: 2
Favorited: 2
Points: +4
Beatiful painting
Beatiful paintingDate Uploaded: 2/2/14
Resolution: 1648x1200
Downloads: 260
Comments: 1
Favorited: 0
Points: +1
lovable dog
lovable dogDate Uploaded: 1/29/14
Resolution: 3648x2736
Downloads: 252
Comments: 0
Favorited: 2
Points: +2
Play with me please
Play with me pleaseDate Uploaded: 1/26/14
Resolution: 3648x2376
Downloads: 252
Comments: 3
Favorited: 2
Points: +4
First day outside for my cat
First day outside for my catDate Uploaded: 1/25/14
Resolution: 3648x2392
Downloads: 251
Comments: 2
Favorited: 3
Points: +5
cat and dog love
cat and dog loveDate Uploaded: 1/23/14
Resolution: 3648x2424
Downloads: 252
Comments: 2
Favorited: 2
Points: +4
Recently Favorited Wallpapers
Soft Bouquet
Soft BouquetUploaded by: Ninika
Date Uploaded: 1/31/14
Resolution: 4200x2800
Downloads: 1,100
Comments: 10
Favorited: 25
Points: +38
Ups, it's wind
Ups, it's windUploaded by: Brina-22
Date Uploaded: 10/25/13
Resolution: 1280x1242
Downloads: 459
Comments: 1
Favorited: 16
Points: +19
Spring lambs
Spring lambsUploaded by: mosterv
Date Uploaded: 4/15/13
Resolution: 1494x1000
Downloads: 854
Comments: 1
Favorited: 2
Points: +7
Member Groups Help
Recent Activity
Hands.on1 has commented on the profile of Puppydawg:
I am well just tired but nothing that a good night's sleep won't cure. Hope you are well and havent caught that flu. That video is AMAZING i love america and want to go there one day perhaps to work. the USA has some amazing scenery!https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTB188LvN9Y11T2issdHaekO56HVT2X_8AST4Nov5k0yvo2mx_u
2/7/14 at 12:39am
Hands.on1 has commented on the profile of Puppydawg:
Sorry for being a late replyer I was working. I had just gone on when I saw you had gone and said Goodnight so thought that was it for the night. Bit surprised to see you back on. HAve a great weekend I am just starting mine we are one day ahead of you over here
2/7/14 at 12:15am
Hands.on1 has become a fan of afsar08g.
2/6/14 at 1:04am
Hands.on1 has commented on the profile of Puppydawg:
Hey Roger did you only get 3 hours sleep or was it a mid-day nap?What time is it over there? I just found this funny story I want to share it with you.A guy walking his Chihuahua sees another man entering a bar with his Golden Lab & overhears the bartender say........ "You can't bring that dog in here!" The man quickly replies... "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man," the bartender says, "I'm sorry. Here, the first drink's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table. So the guy watching all this figures he could do that too. So he walks into the bar with his Chihuahua and the bartender says... "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!" The second man replies... "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender answers back... "No, I don't think so. They do not use Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for just a split second and replies ..... "WHAT?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"
2/5/14 at 10:59pm
Hands.on1 has commented on the profile of Puppydawg:
Great idea with the bike sure to make people stop and stare.
2/5/14 at 12:21pm
Hands.on1 has commented on the profile of Mooncat:
Thanks for the comment I will let her know what you think of her. I think she likes being famous.Do you have a cat?
2/5/14 at 12:19pm
Hands.on1 has commented on the profile of Puppydawg:
That is hilarious! Is the guy inexperienced or something?
2/5/14 at 1:14am
Hands.on1 uploaded a new wallpaper.
Title: Sweet peas
Category: > Flowers
Description: None
2/5/14 at 1:05am
Hands.on1 favorited wallpaper #1672950
Title: Soft Bouquet
Category: > Flowers
Description: None
2/5/14 at 12:51am
Hands.on1 has commented on the profile of Puppydawg:
Its 8.12pm at the moment and still light it gets dark at about 9:30. what time does it get dark there? Have you got snow?
2/5/14 at 12:44am
Hands.on1 has become a fan of tessorosans.
2/4/14 at 9:29pm
Hands.on1 has commented on the profile of Mooncat:
It all began when Eric Hanst and his fellow sailors were Navy deployed overseas. When they were in port for a few days, they were greeted by an unexpected guest. “A cat came aboard via mooring line. We lost track of her, and found her later that evening. We managed to get her back to the pier, and waved goodbye as we took off. This cat seemed unusually upset by this,” said Hanst.What they did not know was that the cat didn’t just come alone. “It turns out, when she managed to sneak on board, she also managed to smuggle on three kittens. We thought she had given birth on the ship, but it was pointed out to us that they were too big to be only a few days old.”When they were sailing off, no one on board was aware of the kittens. The little ones were very confused, looking for their mom for almost four days until they were discovered in the machine shop. “We found one initially and the other two a couple hours afterwards,” Hanst added.Even though the crew had little experience bottle feeding a kitten, they all jumped into action, doing everything they could to help these little creatures. They did not have a bottle, so they improvised. They found boxes and necessary things to make a temporary nest for the kittens. They were all so proud, holding their new furry buddies and letting them climb all over them. When it comes to bottle feeding the kittens, these sailors showed remarkable love and care to the tiny little creatures that were about the size of their palm. They were gentle to the kittens and tended to their every whim.“After the initial shock of being found, and feeding, the kittens were just as happy and playful as any other cute little bugger you’d find anywhere else. They were a great boost to crew morale, and I LOVED THEM,” said Hanst.After they docked, the kittens were transported to local veterinary services. “We managed to find homes for all three kittens. I talked a friend into adopting one of the kittens, the other two were taken in by my a ‘cat couple’ who are regular rescuers.”The soldiers rescued the kittens and the kittens gave them the companionship and love they needed during these long voyages. They both needed one another and it was a blessing that they found each other.Photos and story submitted by Eric Hanst (flickr: Dire01).Read more at http://lovemeow.com/2011/04/navy-soldiers-bonded-with-3-stowaway-kittens/#K5WPtFJRyw9L1bCq.99Doesn't it make you feel that there is still some good in mankind.
2/4/14 at 9:23pm
Hands.on1 has commented on the profile of Puppydawg:
I live down south nz and we average one snowfall a year and and temperatures dont tend to go below -5C. Thankfully don't have the heat Australia gets it only goes up to 30C here max. Today is around 15C. I am 16.
2/4/14 at 9:19pm
Show More >>Show More >>
Recently Spotted Members

No members found. Be the first!