Puppydawg 8 years ago

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Puppydawg 9 years ago

[B][color=black]He & I share the same experience[/color][/B]
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Puppydawg 9 years ago

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[B][color=black][I]MAY GOD BLESS YOU & YOURS[/I][/color][/B]

Puppydawg 9 years ago

[B][color=black]Tragically, I had to ask, "What is Celibacy?"

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed
by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I,
listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He then addressed the men, "Can you name and
describe your wife's favorite flower?"

I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered, "Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?"

[I]And thus began my life of celibacy...[/I]
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Puppydawg 9 years ago

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[B][color=black]Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them.

One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and
whispers something to Bill. At first, Clinton stares at
the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and
shakes his head "no."

The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a
unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner
of the team to the bat boy."

Bill hesitates, but begins to change his mind when the
agent tells him, "The fans would love it!"

Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-kay! If that is
what the people want. Come here, Hilly baby."

With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and
the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right
over the wall onto the field.

She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you
!$#@&!"

The crowd goes absolutely wild! Fans are jumping up
and down, cheering, hooting and hollering, and high-
fiving. Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd.

He leans back toward the agent and says, "How about
that? I would never have believed how much everyone
would enjoy that!"

Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks,
"What's wrong?"

The agent replies, "Sir, I said, 'they wanted you to
throw out the first pitch!' "
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Puppydawg 9 years ago

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[B][color=black]Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up to heaven he said, [I]"Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"[/I]

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said, [I]"Never mind, I found one."[/I]
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Puppydawg 9 years ago

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[B][color=black]I walked into the bar and sat near an older woman. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a 'Sportsman's Double?'

"What's that?" I asked.

"It's a mother/daughter three-some," she said.

My mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered
what her daughter might look like?

I said, "No, I haven't."

We drank a few more, then she said with a wink,
"Tonight's your lucky night."

We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on
the hall light and shouted upstairs...

[I]"Mom... are you still awake?"[/I]
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Puppydawg 9 years ago

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I wish Steve an easy Friday & a relaxing week-end![/I] :)
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Puppydawg 9 years ago

[B]Do you remember this song and sung by who?

https://youtu.be/UFv-fqQ9D_Y[/B]

Puppydawg 9 years ago

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[B][color=black][I]Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around a shopping mall when they collide.

The old guy says, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24-years old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big breasts, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a red halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter - let's go look for yours."[/I]
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