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angel20Posted by angel20   Yesterday at 5:26pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/10/15 at 6:51pm

A Policeman pulls a car over for speeding.

"What seems to be the problem officer?"

"You were speeding, license and registration please."

"I'm sorry, I cant do that."

"And why is that?"

"My drivers license was taken from me while driving drunk."

"Well, give me your cars registration then."

"I cant do that either, I stole this car."

"The car is stolen?"

"Yeah, I stole it and I killed the owner too, she's in the trunk if you want to take a peek."

Hearing this the officer backs away from the car window slowly while reaching for his shoulder radio to call in backup... 3 minutes later seven cruisers have the car surrounded.

An older captain in charge arrives on the scene and advises for everybody to stay calm, he approaches the vehicle with his hand firmly planted on his gun and tells the driver to slowly exit his vehicle with his hands up.

"Why, sure sir, no problem," says the man as he exists the car.

"My officer tells me you have a dead woman in the trunk."

"Well, that's ridiculous," said the man while he opens the empty trunk.

The baffled captain asks the man where he stole the car from?

"Stole the car? No this is my car."

The driver hands over his registration to the captain and reaches for his wallet to produce his drivers license to prove that its his car.

"Well sir, I'm confused. My officer told me your drivers license was taken away, that you stole this car, and had murdered the driver."

"And I'll bet he'll say I was speeding, too!"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/10/15 at 5:33pm

Jason has just come home from a long day at his Photographic Studio. His wife, Becky, meets him at the front door, and kisses him on the cheek.

Becky says, ”Did you bring home the snapshots like I
asked? You probably didn't! You never listen to me! You never remember anything! Oh! You did get them. Well,
thank goodness for miracles. Let me see them! This shot
is terrible and this one is even worse. Oh, my God! This
one is horrible and this one is a disaster. In fact, this is
the worst lot of photographs I have ever seen in my life!
You can’t do anything right! You can’t drive a car properly! You can’t even change a fuse.
You can’t sing in tune, and as a photographer, you are the worst! Just take a look at these pictures: in every one of these, I have my mouth open!”

TalislantaPosted by Talislanta   10/9/15 at 8:49pm
Happy Autumn Festivals and Holidays to you!!!

DarksongPosted by Darksong   10/9/15 at 9:27am
Happy Friday Dear Friend :) :) :) :)

Starshine65Posted by Starshine65   10/9/15 at 1:41am
angel20Posted by angel20   10/8/15 at 5:02pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/8/15 at 2:50am

Donald Trump is visiting a elementary school and he visits one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks Mr. Trump if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word "tragedy."

So he asks the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy."

"No," says Mr. Trump, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raises her hand, "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains the exalted businessman. "That's what we would call a great loss."

The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. Mr. Trump searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, little Johnny raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, "If a private jet carrying you was struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaims Mr. Trump, "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says Johnny, "because it sure wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident, either."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/6/15 at 2:00am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/5/15 at 5:40pm


Have a groovy Monday, VC!
angel20Posted by angel20   10/5/15 at 3:36pm
DarksongPosted by Darksong   10/5/15 at 9:49am
Good Morning Dear Friend♥
Wishing You a Lovely Week :)

jasnasPosted by jasnas   10/4/15 at 8:58am

Thank you for the comment :)

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/3/15 at 3:50pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/3/15 at 3:40pm

A 20 year-old young woman, still living at home, had dreamed of a talking crow that told her that her Aunt was dying. It scared her so bad she told her parents. They assured her it was only a bad dream, and she went back to bed.

The next morning, the phone rings and they hear that Aunt Martha had died in her sleep.

A few weeks pass and this dream is repeated, only the crow says, "Your Father will die, today."

When she woke-up she ran to her parents room, told them what the crow had said.

Father called-in-sick, avoided the stairs, going outside, taking a bath, and doing anything that could cause him bodily harm. All day long her Father was very careful and safety conscious. Nothing happened all day or all night.

The next day, Father went to work as normal.

Later in the day, the phone rings... it's one of their neighbors who lives at the end of their road.

"Did you hear about the Postman? He died, yesterday!"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/2/15 at 7:06pm

His 8-year-old little girl runs out to the backyard where he is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"

So, her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperm and eggs, etc. He tells her about puberty, menstruation, men and women and love... He thinks what the heck, and tells her the works, thinking that to tell it all is the only way to tell truth.

The girl is somewhat awe struck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge, and she says, "But daddy what do I write on this form?"

DarksongPosted by Darksong   10/2/15 at 8:52am
Happy Friday My Dear Friend :) :) :)

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/2/15 at 2:14am

A woman gives birth to twins then falls into a coma. When she wakes up, she realizes that she has yet to name her children.

Her Doctor explains, "Oh, don't worry about that miss. Your brother was here while you were unconscious, and he named your children."

The new mother says, "What!? My brother is a complete idiot! Oh God, what did he name my daughter?"

The doctor says, "Denise."

Young mother says, "Oh, I guess that's not too bad. What a relief. And what did he name my son?"

Doctor, "Daneffew."

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