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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4 Hours Ago
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks this young engineer, fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, a question.

"And what starting salary are you looking for?"

The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?"

The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?"

The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   7 Hours Ago
I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, and memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first drink.

Off we went to our local bar which is only two blocks from the house.

I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it – so I drank it.

Then I got him a Budweiser, he didn't like it, so I drank it.

It was the same with the Coors, and the Miller Lite.

By the time we got down to the last 2 flavors of Wine Coolers, I could hardly push the stroller back home.

I do not drink & haven't a son...
Alexandra66Posted by Alexandra66   17 Hours Ago
V C,

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   Yesterday at 2:19am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   Yesterday at 2:14am
ExoxoticaPosted by Exoxotica   Yesterday at 8:17am

Have a great week , my dear VC. Thanks for everything :). Take care !!!XOXOXO
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/30/14 at 3:53am
Just 1 more thing; a 270-MPH car!
sweetwitchyPosted by sweetwitchy   9/26/14 at 9:26pm

Have a great day, vc :)
ExoxoticaPosted by Exoxotica   9/26/14 at 8:41am

Thanks for your visits, comments and faves dear VC.:) Much appreciated !!!.Take care!!!XOXOXO
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/25/14 at 2:29am
"Take my hand if you seek adventure!"

The ruins of Roebling's Wire Works...

A very creepy way to shed your skin, if you're a snake...

Waiting for me, or somebody like VC?

An abandoned palace in Poland.

Somebody fixed Mitt Romney's picture.

A most disturbing "face swap" is genuinely creepy!

Something woke me an hour before my alarm was to go-off! I was alone, and felt pain in my arm, and looked and saw this.

Found this in the woods behind my house.

Who painted this eerie painting?

"Please, don't wake the baby!"

"It's always the youngest that you don't suspect."

"She raises the dead?"

"I may never drive at night again!"

"I've felt really light on my feet. How are you feeling?"
Brina-22Posted by Brina-22   9/24/14 at 10:42pm

Love only comes once in a while,

knocks on your door,

and throws you a smile,

It takes every breath,

leaves every scar,

speaks to your soul,

and sings to your heart....

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning!

Together forever, never apart, maybe in distance, but never in heart.

We don't plan to fall in love, do we?

It just happens, and when it does, it enchants you in its own magical ways.

Love makes life so confusing, but would you want to live without it?

Alexandra66Posted by Alexandra66   9/24/14 at 10:51am
~Have a joyful day, dear friend V C!~

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/23/14 at 1:03am

There were two nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from The convent.

SM: "Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants?"

SL: "It's logical, he wants to rape us."

SM: "Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?"

SL: "The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster."

SM: "It's not working."

SL: "Of course, it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too."

SM: "So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute."

SL: "The only logical thing we can do is split up. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both."

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: "Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened?"

SL: "The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me."

SM: "Yes, yes! But what happened then?"

SL: "The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could."

SM: "And?"

SL: "The only logical thing happened. He reached me."

SM: "Oh, dear! What did you do?"

SL: "The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up."

SM: "Oh, Sister! What did the man do?"

SL: "The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants."

SM: "Oh, no! What happened then?"

SL: "Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down."

And for those of you who thought it would be a dirty joke?
I'll say a prayer for you!
Alexandra66Posted by Alexandra66   9/22/14 at 9:51am

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/21/14 at 12:58am

A motorist had a flat tire in front of an insane asylum. He took the wheel off, but when he stood up he tipped over the hubcap containing the bolts, spilling them all down a sewer drain.

A patient, looking through the fence, suggested that the man take one bolt from the remaining three wheels to hold the fourth wheel in place, until he could get to a service station.

The motorist thanked him profusely and said, "I don’t know why you are in that place?"

The patient said, "I’m in here for being crazy; not for being stupid."

ExoxoticaPosted by Exoxotica   9/20/14 at 7:27am

My dear friend, thanks for your amazing friendship, lovely visits , posts and comments. I appreciate it a lot. :)
Wish you a great weekend.:)
Take care !!XOXOXO

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/19/14 at 9:57pm

Just to make you think before you read it out-loud...

When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

The batteries were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

A will is a dead giveaway.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

When you've seen one shopping Center you've seen a mall.

Police were called to a day care Center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.

Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

And the cream of the wretched crop:

Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end.

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/19/14 at 12:29am
Stampede from the kitchen into your heart!


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/17/14 at 12:45am
Oddest of oddities!
MARY COLEMAN was 152-years old when she died?

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/16/14 at 10:31pm
Have you ever heard of a WASP-TRAP?
A man bought one and installed it in his patio area, and look what he's collected in less than 24-hours!

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