Hi can i just say that some people (TATANIA) sounds like a great woman ...not. is making this DN for saying things about anyone ... this is a great place for desktops not shit or trying to pick up guy...i have contacted DN about this ... good luck to anyone who wants that... thanks

Some more funny junk tomorrow Happy Friday!

Definition of stupid

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients.

As he approached the receptionist desk he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, ‘YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?’

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man.

He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,

‘NO, I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.

Hello Andrew - thank you for nice comment onmy cat wall - I am glad to like it! Have a great rest of week ! Jasenka

Ponder on these imponderables for a minute:-

1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around

several times, does he become disorientated?

2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Two recent court cases, have earned the attention of newspaper readers in South Africa.

1. One person was fined R1.000 for not having a TV license.

2. Another was released on bail for R500 after being arrested for murder.

The moral of this South African story:

If you do not have a TV license and the inspector comes round, kill him. You’ll save R500.

…It’s the Right Thing To Do..

Young Susie was having trouble with her computer so she called Wes,
the computer guy, over to her desk. Wes clicked a couple buttons and
solved the problem.

As he was walking away Susie called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
And he replied, "It was an 'ID ten T' error." A puzzled expression
ran riot over Susie's face. " 'An ID ten T' error? What's that, in
case I need to fix it again?" He gave her a grin. "Haven't you ever
seen an 'ID ten T' error before?" Susie replied, "No." "Write it
down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out." . . . . . . . . .
. I D 1 0 T

Tea?

I presume that's your cat? Very cute I'm a cat person myself

Judging by your profile write-up you need a better year ahead All the best for the coming year

I suppose most of them are old hat....this one is my all time favourite