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SkyPhoenixX1Posted by SkyPhoenixX1   Yesterday at 8:22pm

Wish you a relaxing weekend! Christmas is coming closer.... :)

*Greets from Germany*

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/17/14 at 8:55am

Since he was a Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, the Chief told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared..

But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea, He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later, he called the National Weather Service again.

"Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."

The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again.
"Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen."

"How can you be so sure?" the chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "Because the Indians are collecting firewood like crazy!"
44magnumPosted by 44magnum   12/16/14 at 8:51pm
Band Aid 30 - Do They Know It's Christmas?

SkyPhoenixX1Posted by SkyPhoenixX1   12/16/14 at 12:10pm

The last christmas train is arriving at your place very soon. That's your last chance to visit the north pole. Grab your first class ticket here... ;)

....and Enjoy the Ride!


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/16/14 at 8:30am

A guy is 72 years old and he loves to fish.

As he was sitting in his boat the other day, he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."

He looked around and couldn't see anyone.

He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up."

He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The man said, "Are you talking to me?"

The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up then, kiss me, and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!"

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his front shirt pocket.

The frog said, "Hey, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride."

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age, I'd rather have a talking frog."


katehathewayPosted by katehatheway   12/14/14 at 2:07pm

miss you very much
SkyPhoenixX1Posted by SkyPhoenixX1   12/14/14 at 10:42am

Wish you a happy 3rd Advent Week!!! 8)

*Greets from Germany*

44magnumPosted by 44magnum   12/13/14 at 8:42pm

The perfect song for the digital age we live in and in my opinion, the best Christmas song this year :)

Straight No Chaser featuring Kristen Bell - Text Me Merry Christmas
SkyPhoenixX1Posted by SkyPhoenixX1   12/12/14 at 8:44am

*Greets from Germany*
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/10/14 at 10:58pm

One day, while going to the Hardware Store, I passed by a retirement home.

On the front lawn were six old ladies, lying naked, on the grass.

I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way.

On my return trip, I passed the same retirement home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the better of me and I went
inside to talk to the retirement home Administrator, and asked her,
"Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"

"Yes," she said, "aren't they just darlings? They're retired prostitutes and they're having a yard sale."

SkyPhoenixX1Posted by SkyPhoenixX1   12/7/14 at 11:08am


~Greets from Germany~

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/5/14 at 1:30am

Two good old boys (Fred & Joe) in a Georgia trailer park were sitting around, and talking one afternoon sipping on a cold beer after getting off work at the local KIA plant.

After a while Fred says, "Joe, If I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday, & make love to your wife... while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant, and had a baby... would that make us kin?"

Joe crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.

Finally, he says, "Well, Fred, I don't know about us being kin, but it would make us even!"
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/4/14 at 11:50pm

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice. However, I knew you would not approve of her because of her piercings, tattoos, and tight motorcycle clothes. Also, she is so much older than me.

But it’s not only the passion, Dad. She’s pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone. We’ll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She deserves it!

Don’t worry, Dad. I’m 16, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I’m sure we’ll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.


P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Jason’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that’s on the kitchen table. Call when it’s safe for me to come home!
44magnumPosted by 44magnum   12/4/14 at 8:31pm
Wham! - Last Christmas

CiTiBoYPosted by CiTiBoY   12/4/14 at 7:24am
44magnumPosted by 44magnum   12/3/14 at 7:49pm

22 days to Christmas, are you ready for Christmas ?

Dean Martin - Let it Snow
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/3/14 at 5:06am

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool... and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out.

When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now has considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?"

SkyPhoenixX1Posted by SkyPhoenixX1   11/30/14 at 8:35pm

Have a wonderful new week!!!


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