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Posted by Puppydawg 9/29/16 at 4:59am

Posted by Puppydawg 9/4/16 at 2:52am

Tragically, I had to ask, "What is Celibacy?"

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed
by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I,
listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He then addressed the men, "Can you name and
describe your wife's favorite flower?"

I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered, "Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?"

And thus began my life of celibacy...

Posted by Puppydawg 8/24/16 at 10:36pm

Posted by Puppydawg 8/20/16 at 8:55pm

Posted by Puppydawg 8/19/16 at 9:12pm

Joe was sitting in class doing math problems, when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Joe? If there were five birds sitting on a fence, and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"

"None," replied Joe, "because the rest would fly away."

"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."

Joe says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess, it's the one sucking the cone."

"No," said Joe. "It's the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you're thinking."

Posted by Puppydawg 8/19/16 at 7:49pm

...... A VW BEETLE MADE FOR A KING

http://videos.usatoday.net/Brightcove2/29906170001/2016/0...

Posted by Puppydawg 8/19/16 at 1:56am

https://youtu.be/VSVGyBuuYD4

Tomorrow's Friday, and then it's ......

THE WEEK-END FOR LOVERS & FORGOTTEN MEMORIES!

Posted by Puppydawg 7/31/16 at 3:49am

Mother's are Angels without wings; but some are NOT!!!

Have a very Blessed Sunday!

Posted by Puppydawg 6/10/16 at 6:21am

FRIDAY?

Posted by Puppydawg 5/16/16 at 8:08pm

Always live life to its fullest with no regrets and...

Posted by Puppydawg 5/9/16 at 5:22am

Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave's wife, Sandy, was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jeff hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, when Jeff went to the kitchen to get some refreshments Sandy followed him and asked, "Did you see anything under the table that you liked?"

Jeff admitted, "Well, yes, I did."

She said, "You can have it, but it will cost you $100."

After a minute or two, Jeff indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Dave works Friday afternoons, and since Jeff doesn't, that he should come to their house, around 2:00 PM on Friday.

Friday came and Jeff went to her house at 2:00 PM. After paying her the $100, they went to the bedroom, had a romp for a few hours and then, Jeff left.

Dave came home about 6:00 PM and asked his wife, "Did Jeff come by this afternoon?"

Totally shocked, Sandy replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes."

Next Dave asked, "Did Jeff give you $100?"

Sandy thought, 'Oh no, he knows!' reluctantly she said, "Yes, he did give me $100."

"Good," Dave says. "Jeff came to the office this morning and borrowed the $100 from me, and he said that he'd stop by our house, on his way home, and pay me back. You know? It's so good to have a friend, one you can trust and count on to pay on-time."

Posted by Puppydawg 5/5/16 at 9:44am

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Posted by Puppydawg 4/23/16 at 3:48am

I walked into the bar and sat near an older woman. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a 'Sportsman's Double?'

"What's that?" I asked.

"It's a mother/daughter three-some," she said.

My mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered
what her daughter might look like?

I said, "No, I haven't."

We drank a few more, then she said with a wink,
"Tonight's your lucky night."

We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on
the hall light and shouted upstairs...

"Mom... are you still awake?"

Posted by Puppydawg 4/21/16 at 6:46am

Of Airplanes & Women

1. Airplanes usually kill you quickly and a woman takes her time.

2. Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

3. Airplanes don’t get mad if you do a “touch and go.”

4. Airplanes don’t object to a pre-flight inspection.

5. Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.

6. Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.

7. Airplanes can be flown any time.

8. Airplanes don’t come with in-laws.

9. Airplanes don’t care about how many other airplanes you’ve flown before.

10. Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.

11. Airplanes don’t mind if you look at other airplanes.

12. Airplanes don’t mind if you buy airplane magazines.

13. Airplanes don’t comment on your piloting skills.

14. Airplanes don’t whine unless something is really wrong.

15. Airplanes do expect to be tied down.

However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it’s usually not very good.

♥ Friendship is everything ♥

Posted by Puppydawg 4/11/16 at 8:31am

Posted by Puppydawg 4/8/16 at 11:34pm

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around a shopping mall when they collide.

The old guy says, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24-years old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big breasts, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a red halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter - let's go look for yours."

Posted by Puppydawg 4/8/16 at 1:25am

Posted by Puppydawg 4/5/16 at 11:09am

Watch and know that these are car races without power steering, power brakes, no seatbelts, roll-cages, or any thoughts on being safe!

http://devour.com/video/vintage-race-car-crashes/

This took real men to be a driver of this era!

Posted by Puppydawg 3/25/16 at 12:43am

Posted by Puppydawg 2/25/16 at 2:00am

A 17-year old dude goes to his local pharmacy.

"Hello mister, I'll be at my new girlfriends house for dinner today, tonight, you know? And become acquainted with her parents, and so on. Then after the dinner though, I'm probably going to have some fun times, my girlfriend, is hot, you know? So, uh, you know the deal, right? So, is there something you might could suggest for me?"

"Well, I'd probably suggest that you might want to be protected, and buy some condoms?"

"Well, uh, sounds cool, yeah, uh, I think, yes, I will take some."

As he is about to leave the pharmacy, he stops, and then returns.

"Wait a second. You know, she uh, her mom, well she's uh, ah, uh, well? maybe I should get some, uh, you know, uh, buy some more, uh, you know, take some more condoms."

Later, at the dinner the young man is completely silent, and is just looking at the table.

His girlfriend whispers to him, "If I'd known you was going to be all silent, and stuff, I wouldn't have invited you to be at this dinner!" she said.

The young man then answers back, "If I'd had known that your dad was the local pharmacist, I probably wouldn't have even agreed to be here!"

...............................Sweet dreams................................

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